May 2012
35 posts
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...”
– Susan Cain, Quiet (via forgivethelost)
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Fuck it all. I'm done, I'm gone.
samzilla: You know those days where you just want to give a middle finger to everything in the world? That’s how I felt today. This morning, I didn’t care anymore. I got up and realized that the whole world is bullshit. Everything I’ve been doing with my life, useless. Nothing matters. Sick of every single useless aspect of my life. Family? Friends? Who needs them. They’ve been dead to me for...
May 22nd
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ikilledalaska: The problem with me is that I’m incredibly and gallantly antisocial.  It’s not that I choose to be or even remotely want to be, that’s just always how I’ve been.  As much of a misanthrope as I may be, if I were to try to communicate with a fellow human being, it would be apocalyptic.  You see, I have no people skills, I don’t know how to talk to people, or get my feelings across...
May 12th
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someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out
May 11th
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“Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my...”
– Anonymous (via kamitokaruma)
May 10th
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May 9th
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“I want you to miss me. I want you to recognize me in your morning cereal and the...”
– Camryn Pulaski Day  (via 35bit)
May 9th
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BADASS MANLY ANIME REVIEW: FUCKIN' OURAN HIGH...
bamanime: Guys, I found this badass new anime called Ouran High School Host Club. At first I was like “the fuck’s a host club man fuck this shit”, but they explain that shit right off: Yeah, man. These dudes fuck rich chicks all day and get paid for it. That’s the life. They call this guy the King because his pimp hand is strongest in the host club. Right here he’s doing some kung-fu grip...
May 8th
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WatchWatch
mockingfey: not-good-with-computer: dykelykeaboss: precums: literally the best commercial I’ve ever seen crying like an idiot Holy shit. Woah. Fuck. Shit… gah that’s way too beautiful
May 7th
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
May 7th
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“They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being. It’s like no one...”
– Dexter Morgan (via actsomeclass)
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“My lips are now burning and everywhere. I am running from every corner of this...”
– Hafiz  (via danmaru)
May 2nd
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